30 Yearbook Quotes That Are Funny AF

30 Yearbook Quotes That Are Funny AF
30 Yearbook Quotes That Are Funny AF

One of the best parts about looking through a high school yearbook is seeing what all your classmates picked to represent them for their senior year quotes. Some prefer to be sentimental, while others go for a funny quote, preferring to leave school on a lighter note. Whether you’re in need of some inspo for your own yearbook or just need a laugh, here are the 30 best senior yearbook quotes that you’re going to want to steal.

For the budding influencer:

“#Nofilter #girl #senior #SarahSunday #TBT #ImOut.”

For the pun lover:

“The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.” —Anonymous

For the grad who knows how to self-promote:

“Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter: [insert Twitter handle].”

For the grad that, honestly, is just really hungry:

“Donuts are always the answer.” —Me

For the one who knows their future is bright:

“I haven’t even begun to peak.” —Dennis Reynolds

For the grad fighting back against the school’s dress code:

“I would just like to apologize to those who were unable to graduate with the class of 2015 because they were too distracted by my midriff and consequently failed all of their classes! xoxo.”

For the ladies’ man:

“[Insert your name here] just stole my girl.” —Everyone

For the grad looking ahead:

“See kids? I told you I was sexy in high school.”

For the self-deprecating graduate:

“My computer screen is brighter than my future.”

For the triplets:

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Not the triplets. We graduated.”

P.S. this one also works for the lucky BFFs with close last names.

For the twins:

“My senior project was to make a clone.”


For the “Harry Potter” fan:

“I did my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban.” — Sirius Black

For the beauty guru:

“Remember that true beauty comes from within — within bottles, compacts, and lipstick tubes.” — Jeffree Star

For the scientist:

“If you like water, you already like 72% of me.”

For the over-confidant grad:

“Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”

For the one who proved them all wrong:

“I’m surprised you graduated” — My mom

For the hopeless…napper:

“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.”

For the grad with a sweet tooth:

“Remember…The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe…eat cake.”

For the gamer:

“RIP Club Penguin, you raised me when my parents didn’t want to.”

For the YouTube stan:

“I don’t need a piece of paper saying I succeeded. I just need food.” — Shane Dawson

For the complicated one:

“Onions have layers.” — Ashton Irwin

For the Frozone doppelgänger:

“Honey! Where is my super suit!!!” — Frozone

For the grad who must not be named:

“I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head.”

For the talkative grad:

“I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these last 4 years into such few cha.”

For the curious one:

“What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget.”

For the grad who doesn’t play by the rules:

“No, Miranda, your senior quote can’t be ‘Fries before guys.'” — Dad

For the pessimist:

“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.”

For the one that got away:

“You’re all gonna regret not dating me in high school.”