Have you ever heard of the post-relationship glow-up? It’s that thing when you get out of a soul-sucking relationship and immediately your skin clears, your confidence returns, and in most cases, you either cut off all your hair or get an impulsive tattoo to celebrate your newfound freedom.
Kim Kardashian is currently in the early stages of this phenomenon, having emerged from her marriage to Kanye West, glowing and hotter than ever before–like a beautiful, single butterfly. No haircut (yet), but Kim has entered the optional, but highly encouraged “I’m hot and I want everyone to know it” phase.
Kim smashed the “Share” button on a chocolate string bikini, matching Dior bandana, and–*record scratch*–a pair of Yeezys?
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Ok, hold up. Aren’t she and Kanye West supposed to be getting a divorce? That’s the question being asked both by me and essentially every person in her comments section. “Am I the only one wondering if they’re back together bc of the yeezy’s?? 🕵🏻🤷🏻♀️,” wrote one commenter, earning over 1k likes. “Y r u still wearing those awful yeezys, you don’t have to no more!!,” another wrote.
Clearly, choices were MADE on Kim’s behalf, but the reasons behind them are still a mystery. Kris Jenner, explain this me like I’m five, because I am so confused.